It must be cold and flu season - - -

Memo

To: Congregation and Pastors at XXXXXX Lutheran Church
From: BlogUnstructured Person
Subject: Cold and Flu Season

Please do not take this personally, but during this cold and flu season, I will decline to:

a) shake your hand;
b) pass the peace;
c) hug you or participate in any other physical displays of Christian affection.

Please do not be offended - it is not because I don't care, it is because I DO NOT WANT TO GET SICK.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

Me

p.s. Side note to all parents -- if your children are sick, keep them home. God will understand.